Scratch that.
I made a post 5 days ago that was messy and unorganized; I was tired and restless and refused to let an hour of drivel-writing go to waste, so I posted it anyway. If you read it, I'm sorry for wasting your time.
I've since retracted it. Its content will appear instead as a series of easier-to-read, illustrated, comprehensiver mini-posts for your viewing pleasure. But not tonight.
